In 10 minutes I leave for LA

The Sleeper · 09-09-2005, 03:49 PM

bye

Keyser Soze · 09-09-2005, 03:51 PM

are you doing stand up with donkey sausage?

The Sleeper · 09-09-2005, 03:52 PM

yes

Keyser Soze · 09-09-2005, 03:53 PM

good luck to you sir! don't forgot to WOW horny truckers along the way.

The Sleeper · 09-09-2005, 03:55 PM

i'll do my best to spot them on the plane

Keyser Soze · 09-09-2005, 04:05 PM

oh i guess you arent a true fan like DS.

Arpikarhu · 09-09-2005, 05:10 PM

sleeper has a busy week in the Castro.

diceisgod · 09-09-2005, 05:38 PM

LA is the edgiest city in the world. It may explode when he gets there.

Galt · 09-09-2005, 05:52 PM

Because the Castro is just like a stone's throw from LA

Mad · 09-09-2005, 06:24 PM

Good luck and if some savage takes over the plane roll up a Maxim and use to bash the fucks face/throat/groin till he stops breathing, Godspeed.

Galt · 09-09-2005, 06:25 PM

Matt Damon beat up someone with a magazine in Bourne Supremecy and I have a hard time believing it.

Mad · 09-09-2005, 06:31 PM

They make great improvised weapons, a rubber band or two towards the ends helps out greatly. Maxim, FHM or Stuff can all be used as the spine is quite strong. I use one when practicing knife fighting, one drawback is you only get one session in before people quit.

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Galt · 09-09-2005, 06:53 PM

Are you one of those people who stretches before you get in a bar fight? Cracking your neck and knuckles and what-not?

Mad · 09-09-2005, 07:01 PM

I don't get into fights. Smart people avoid them at all costs, but if you have to defend yourself it must be quick and decisive to defeat your enemies.

diceisgod · 09-09-2005, 07:18 PM

the kook meter is starting to get full again now that the tragedy is getting further in the past.

Mad · 09-09-2005, 07:25 PM

I'm more of a freaky/geek with some psycho tossed in for good measure.

Galt · 09-09-2005, 07:29 PM

how many people have you killed?

Mad · 09-09-2005, 07:42 PM

None.

One must avoid conflicts, did have a couple of windows busted at one job from disgruntled workers that I shit canned. They never came back though and one spic worker tried to assault me with a pipe, until I stuck a knife towards his throat. He dropped the pipe and ran away.

HedCold · 09-09-2005, 07:42 PM

Galt Wrote:Are you one of those people who stretches before you get in a bar fight? Cracking your neck and knuckles and what-not?

he also makes sure a good fighting song is playing on the jukebox

HollywoodJewMoses · 09-09-2005, 07:55 PM

...if you like pina coladas

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