Oral Sex

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 04:21 AM

Hawt Baux Wrote:You people need to get over your fear of sperm, especially sperm that came out of your own dick.

But there's so much at stake. You get some on you, maybe it rubs on your shirt somehow, or on your pants. What if you end up in some room that has a blacklight? Then they'll see this glowing stain on your clothes. AND THEN THEY'LL KNOW!

They'll know we have sperm, and we've used it recently!

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 04:42 AM

So just say she refused to swallow and that settles that!

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 04:44 AM

And then what? Then I'm that guy, that "guy-who-can't-get-a-girl-to-clean-herself-and-her-man-up" guy.

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 04:46 AM

It's better than being the "i get no head ever" guy.

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 04:53 AM

but I thought those are the guys broads are looking for.

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 04:57 AM

Maybe the girls in Buffalo.

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 05:00 AM

So, what should I do when I'm in NYC? Should I walk over to the first Jersey girl I see and tell her the number of women who've blown me? Is that how you turn broads on?

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 05:02 AM

Just pay for a slice and hand her a Bon Jovi cassingle, you'll be set.

If all else fails, offer her some coke.

drusilla · 10-07-2005, 05:05 AM

cassingle is your new favorite word isn't it?

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 05:08 AM

Yes it is!

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 05:09 AM

Hey baby, you'll never guess how many women have blown me! The number will turn your panties into the Mississippi!

drusilla · 10-07-2005, 05:10 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:hygeine wise, do you go down on a girl after you blow a load in her? And vice versa do the ladies mind sucking dick after its been inside them?

i would never do it if the sex was with a condom. but i don't use them anymore so its fine now. i don't mind at all.

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 05:10 AM

11?

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 05:11 AM

well, you tell me, how does 11 make you feel?

HedCold · 10-07-2005, 05:12 AM

cassingle is a pretty mint word

drusilla · 10-07-2005, 05:12 AM

she has me to thank for that

Hawt Baux · 10-07-2005, 05:13 AM

11 isn't intimidating to me, this isn't junior high stud.

The Jays · 10-07-2005, 05:14 AM

well, then it's obviously not 11, my number oughta make your panties burst.

drusilla · 10-07-2005, 05:14 AM

Quote:11 isn't intimidating to me, this isn't junior high stud.

DAMN!

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drusilla · 10-07-2005, 05:14 AM

37?