Oral Sex

[Keyser Soze]

i think we hit a nerve

[GonzoStyle]

lets get really sassy and write out a check for a lollipop.

[Goatweed]

checks usually require 2 forms of ID - too much work.

[Mad]

This one cunt had three items with a total of six bucks and change and she still wrote a fucking check. I wanted to grab her head, smash it through the glass plate windows and sever it as a warning against writing checks.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah and being the asshole who can't figure out how to enter his pin, then enters the wrong one 3 times is much better, asshole.

[Goatweed]

I have never had a problem entering my PIN.

[GonzoStyle]

oral sex, keep on topic.

[Goatweed]

I set that up nice for you, didn't I?

[GonzoStyle]

good one mr double entendre

[Goatweed]

thanks!

[Mad]

Can you write a check for a blow job?

[GonzoStyle]

thats something you can use a debit card for, that I understand.

But the hookers I know dont take checks.

[Goatweed]

I'm sure the high-priced ones have that card scanner thing connected to a cell phone but would you really want a hooker showing up on your statement?

then again you could always say that you ate a lot of pizza that night...

[GonzoStyle]

replace pizza with pussy, then again is it ever proper to eat out a prostitute?

[Goatweed]

I meant use it as an excuse to tell wifey when the statement come in, not literally pass on the snatch for a few slices of buffalo chicken pizza.

and no, eating out a hooker is just fucking disgusting.

[lush]

I watched cathouse and the guy was eating her pussy, I find that to be the grossest thing ever. She is there to please you not vice versa.

[GonzoStyle]

thats one I never got either, I mean you really gotta love eating pussy I guess and got off on it, then again I dont understand foot fetishes but a bunch of people are into it. I just figure if you're that in need that you make the journey to see a hooker you'd just wanna bust a nut and thats that. Especially if you're going to a place as pricey as the bunny ranch, its almost like grand larceny for a guy to pay 3-5 grand an hour to please the chick he's paying, thats just mind numbingly wrong.

[lush]

Even the hooker uses a condom while sucking your dick...or so I've seen.

[GonzoStyle]

actually most of the ones I saw on the show sucked dick without condoms. They would even remove the condoms if a guy pulled out and wanted her to continue blowing them after they fucked them a bit. Some did use condoms though but none of the dudes used dental dams or anything.

But in any case you don't touch any part of a hooker, well maybe the top of her head is ok unless it has lice but then you got bigger fish to fry if she can't keep her hair clean.

[Keyser Soze]

i could never fuck a hooker. its not some moral thing, i just can't bring myself to pay for sex. and i sure as hell would not go down on a hooker, let alone not wear a condom.