Did everyone get the memo?

[Ken'sPen]

My mom is in fact dead.......
she had a LOT of mental problems and a drinking habit as well.

she was on some medication and kept drinking which proved to be a fatal combination...

I talked to a few people off the board about this and the story seems to have spread....

Members such as LZ, Grumpy, Maynard and Arpi have resorted to using it as fodder when other quips, and wittisisms have run dry.....

Personally I think it is lame to need to use personal life bullshit, especially something like that, as a crutch in a board "fight", but that is me....

anyway if anyone can think up a few more zingers for them, post them here,

she was cremated too if that helps.

[AdolescentMasturbator]

I hope your sister chows down the remains of your mom while your dad jacks off on the corner and your brother shits on your chest OHHHHH!

[Hey Ladi]

Cleanin Out My Closet

Intro:
Where's my snare?
I have no snare on my headphones
There you go
Yeah
Yo yo

Have you ever been hated, or discriminated against?
I have, I've been protested and demostrated against
Picket signs for my wickid rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind, of the mother fucking kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding
Tempers flaring from parents just blow em off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, give em Hell-o long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning, and taking names in the evening
Leave them with a taste sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of me now
Ain't you mama, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
One More Time

I said,
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
Ha!

I got some skeletons in my closet
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73
Before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
I was a baby maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must've had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't, on second thought I just fucking wished he would die
I look at Hailey, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I try to make it work
With her atleast for Hailie's sake I maybe made some mistakes
But I'm only human but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun
Cause I'd of killed em, shit I would've shot Kim and him both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to the Eminem show

Chorus x2

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitching that someone's always going through her purse when shit's missing
Going through public housing systems, victim of munchhausen syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma?
But guess what, your getting older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that your phoney
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral *hahaha*
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
Bitch, do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mom
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch, I hope you fucking burn in Hell for this shit!
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be

Chorus x2

[LZMF1]

Members such as LZ, Grumpy, Maynard and Arpi have resorted to using it as fodder when other quips, and wittisisms have run dry.....

i really am apalled!

we had our little spat over my tasteless jokes concerning your mother and i privately apologized to you yet you include me in your statement. :disappointed:

[Galt]

It's funny because my mom is never going to die

[HedCold]

i think this get the memo saying should be put with the pot/kettle one, and never said again.

[PatCooper]

I can't believe someone actually banged your father.

[Arthur Dent]

I can't believe someone actually banged your father.

OK, that inspired a really tasteless joke that makes me ashamed I thought of it.
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I'd like to apologize now for my thoughtless and utterly disgusting joke. :-(

[Keyser Soze]

don't share your personal life with people you meet on the internet.

[Hey Ladi]

don't share your personal life with people you meet on the internet.

duuuuude, what!? You are Mister Post-Your-Picture!

:crackhead: <~ confused

[Ken'sPen]

I think to this point the dust buster line is the best....

followed by Ladi's off topic Keyser pictorial observation.

[Arthur Dent]

Another unforgivably insensitive joke.
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[Ken'sPen]

Dent might have found his humor nitch, with dead cremated moms...
more more....
use them now...
so Maymay can post
" I was just about to write that!"

[Arthur Dent]

Back by popular demand.
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[Keyser Soze]

what i look like isnt my personal life, you might know what i look like, but you don't know anything about my family or personal things about me.

[Ken'sPen]

I don't really care that people know about my mom though,
I got mad once when someone used it, because they used it to hurt me.

in this recent case with May and Arpi I found it amusing that they resorted to making comments about it....cause it implied that I won the "fight" and they were trying anything to try to score a hit.

[Arpikarhu]

those arpi and maynard guys are just childish and mean!

[Ken'sPen]

I was thinking Lame.....
I was disappointed with you Arp, as you are clever.

[JerseyThunder]

It's funny because my mom is never going to die

It's funny cause I wish my mom was dead :-D :thumbs-up: