Asymetrical Features

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 03:43 PM

I really don't have them......

really.

Gooch · 02-10-2006, 03:45 PM

vain fucker

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 03:52 PM

I don't even know what motivates someone to start such a scurilous rumour.

Mad · 02-10-2006, 03:56 PM

Only self-absorbed cunts care what's on the outside, true beauty is found within.

Gooch · 02-10-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote: true beauty is found within.

Jack the Ripper thought so

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 03:58 PM

I mean my nose has an almost imperceptible slant to the left, only noticable as one nostril is slightly larger than the other.....

this is because of a few breaks in my youth....

but the last break really straightened it out.....

that is the only POSSIBLE attribute that could be described as asymetrical.

Gooch · 02-10-2006, 04:01 PM

perfection is an illusion. wear your asymentricality with pride.

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 04:03 PM

Do you see how this works....

an allegation gets tossed out... and soon it is accepted as fact....

Keyser Soze · 02-10-2006, 04:16 PM

too funny

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 04:18 PM

I demand a retraction of Keyser's slanderous statements.

Keyser Soze · 02-10-2006, 04:24 PM

no

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 04:26 PM

admit that you don't know what you are talking about......

Goatweed · 02-10-2006, 04:28 PM

my left eye is slightly smaller than my right, but that's a very common trait to have.

Keyser Soze · 02-10-2006, 04:28 PM

i know what im talking about, ive seen the pictures of your hideous face.

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 04:30 PM

no,
I meant in your claim that you could recognize when something was funny, much less too funny.

Gooch · 02-10-2006, 04:31 PM

walked into that one.

Mad · 02-10-2006, 04:34 PM

My left nut hangs lower then my right one.

Keyser Soze · 02-10-2006, 04:34 PM

it was funny to me, thats all that matters.

Ken'sPen · 02-10-2006, 04:49 PM

I am going to adopt you and give you instruction on how to be a better poster.....
lesson number one...

It isn't all that matters...
If you post something, we are all subjected to it. Try to make it have an entertainment value for more than just yourself.

Gooch · 02-10-2006, 04:53 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:it was funny to me, thats all that matters.

Hooo hoo hoo....i've been running with this philosophy for a few years.