The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

Ok i had to be about 8 years old and at camp for the summer. we were out on a hike and i remeber getting seperated from the group and was wandering around. i haer a sudeen noise like an animal noise and i take off runnin . i run smack dab into a bees nest so they start attacking me sting and i am swating them away on of the counslers hears me scream and comes running so she shows up and i let out this primal scream while i have 2 fists full of bees . she completley freeks out grabs me up and i get rushed to the hospital. i had gotten stung about 50 times and they didn't know if i was going to make it for a while. but i did.. the end

You were part of the fresh air fund?

[Mad]

Someone had to rape the campers.

[Hawt Baux]

The only reason a black would be at a camp is the seasonal watermelon.

[Black Lazerus]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

I expect something like this from Jack, for shame.

i will not be talked down to by an incestuous homosexual

[Keyser Soze]

too late

[GonzoStyle]

yeah mr. my best story I could come up with was that time I was enrolled in an inner city youth program!

[Galt]

That story was also not real. He saw My Girl with McCauley Culkin and just changed the ending.

[GonzoStyle]

That story was also not real. He saw My Girl with McCauley Culkin and just changed the ending.

That reminds me one time when my family was going on vacation and the power went out in the neighborhood. So everyone overslept and were rushing to get to the airport and in all the confusion, they left me home.... ALONE!!!

[Black Lazerus]

wrong again galt

[GonzoStyle]

Laz wants to be white so bad, its disgusting.

[drusilla]

Ok i had to be about 8 years old and at camp for the summer. we were out on a hike and i remeber getting seperated from the group and was wandering around. i haer a sudeen noise like an animal noise and i take off runnin . i run smack dab into a bees nest so they start attacking me sting and i am swating them away on of the counslers hears me scream and comes running so she shows up and i let out this primal scream while i have 2 fists full of bees . she completley freeks out grabs me up and i get rushed to the hospital. i had gotten stung about 50 times and they didn't know if i was going to make it for a while. but i did.. the end

You were part of the fresh air fund?

so that's how your pee pee got so big

[GonzoStyle]

I knew a jamaican guy one time and he told me the secret was beating your cock against a papaya tree, it has to be a papaya tree.

True story.

[drusilla]

i saw a white guy on tv with a piercing & he hung a pad lock from it so it would stretch.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll try anything!

[Black Lazerus]

yeah we know from your stories

[GonzoStyle]

Owned!

[Goatweed]

pwned!!!

[GonzoStyle]

jokes on you cause my cousin blew me!

[Goatweed]

uh...ok I guess.



gross.

[GonzoStyle]

we were 8!!!!