office holiday parties

funsnapsdyno · 12-14-2006, 05:58 PM

Awkward.. there's nothing like watching your co-workers get drunk. I used to work with a woman that'd get a few drinks in her and then give everyone a piece of her mind.

My work's is tonite.. everyone's saying the same thing. We're going to make an appearance, get some free drinks and food and leave. They have it at a nice place but they don't start until 5:30. Personally, I'd rather they give us a day off.

Galt · 12-14-2006, 05:59 PM

On Wall Street, you have to do a line of coke before you can even walk into the thing.

and then they give you your $1 million dollar bonus.

GonzoStyle · 12-14-2006, 06:05 PM

can I be your date?

Galt · 12-14-2006, 06:16 PM

Oh man, I didn't even think about that. If I show up with a jew, I get an extra bonus.

funsnapsdyno · 12-14-2006, 06:17 PM

Are you talking to me or Galt?
If me, yes! and you just may get lucky afterwards.

funsnapsdyno · 12-14-2006, 06:18 PM

Galt Wrote:Oh man, I didn't even think about that. If I show up with a jew, I get an extra bonus.

are you stealing my date?

Mad · 12-14-2006, 06:19 PM

Only if you're game for some anal action.

Galt · 12-14-2006, 06:24 PM

I will spear you with my sword of feces.

GonzoStyle · 12-14-2006, 06:28 PM

I was talking to Galt.

funsnapsdyno · 12-14-2006, 06:39 PM

Burn! damn

BirdyP · 12-14-2006, 06:39 PM

I am going back out to Denver for X-Mas just to avoid the holiday party here at work.

Luna · 12-14-2006, 06:46 PM

I WISH I could go to an office party, get loaded and dance like Elaine Bennis!

GonzoStyle · 12-14-2006, 06:49 PM

so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.

Luna · 12-14-2006, 06:50 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.

Well that's better than mine, here it would be just me, two dogs and four cats.

wooo. party down.

GonzoStyle · 12-14-2006, 06:51 PM

boo hoo, you work at home.

Luna · 12-14-2006, 06:51 PM

oh shut up, big baby.

Gooch · 12-14-2006, 06:53 PM

we forgo the party and the money pads our bonus.

though, we do a group luncheon and charge it to the company anyway.

funsnapsdyno · 12-14-2006, 06:56 PM

Luna Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:so do I but my office party would consist of me, my boss and his kids.
Well that's better than mine, here it would be just me, two dogs and four cats.

wooo. party down.

I'd LOVE to work at home

GonzoStyle · 12-14-2006, 06:59 PM

Luna is like the kid waiing to see the teacher after class cause she ONLY got a 98 on the final.

BirdyP · 12-14-2006, 06:59 PM

I could never work from home. I would be watching TV or sleeping, or just roll out and chill. I could never do it. My dad does it, but he travels half the year, so thats really when he works, so he calls it work from home but there is not much to do.