Take the patriot test!

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Take it here. It's the patriotic thing to do!



Edited By AdolescentMasturbator on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:34

[Hey Ladi]

By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.

I wouldn't doubt it.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:44

[The Sleeper]

I like this test better.

[IkeaBoy]

it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing

[WhipThisFez]

it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing

Living proof that anyone can get into college.

[IkeaBoy]

WTF can't get humour

[crx girl]

are you offering hummers again ike?

If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.

does this mean i'm exempt? can i submit the form without fear of retribution?

[AdolescentMasturbator]

If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.

[FNMoron]

If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican...

Clap you hands!!! :real good:

[NaughtyAngel]

is anyone else gonna get the patriot tattoo?

[Sluggo]

If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.

He said Bush... :bouncer:

[fbd]

i love bush