The sig contest - Finally got around to it

[Maynard]

I'm so shaking in my shorts...
I fucking can't believe that you of all people wouldn't be a tad more fucking understanding...
Why don't you go get your fucking boy friend, and go over to Kens place for some more of that hot monkey lovin'?
Fucking unbelievable that you even think you can have the fucking lock on all emotions...
Not just all of the fucking threads on the goddamn board.
You sicken me almost as much as the other fag.

So what you're saying is that you want to suck every last drop of my love juice out of my mule?