07-02-2002, 02:40 PM
Good morning all, the ventilation in my office is dying a slow, horrific death, so if I combust at some point during the day, you'll all know it wasn't a terrorist who did it, it was a shitty HVAC system
Gas is cheaper than smokes, so I'd rather get my kicks and try to kill myself by driving fast
Gas is cheaper than smokes, so I'd rather get my kicks and try to kill myself by driving fast
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.