Keyser soze, boy of the month - The first cdih post of the day

[Maynard]

SAYS WHO???

describe yourself or make a statement in 50 words or less:
sexy bastard, idealist, procrastinator, thumb
wrestling champion (undefeated), stupid romantic,
loyal friend, porn star, musically obsessed,
artistically inclined, fucktoy, not a morning person,
cereal connoisseur, bobblehead collector, wandering
soul, poet, preacher, midnite toker, cocky, humble,
lover, fighter.