07-12-2002, 08:07 PM
One for LZ........ :rofl:
A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and just asks for a bud. The bartender notices that the man is lookin real glum, so he says, "What's wrong?" the man says "None of the whores outside will suck my dick, I mean right when I drop my pants they run off." "Are you paying them good?" "hell yah but they don't care, they won't come near me." The bartender says, " Man my friend has probably seen weirder dicks than yours... That is if the Ho's think your dick is messed up?" The man says " Is he gay?" no he's a doctor." So the man says I'll have him take a look. The next night the man comes back to the bar saying my dick is orange. The bartender says " No shit? What did he say was wrong," the man then replies " The doctor asked if I had been doing anything different lately, I told him mainly what I do every normal day since I wasn't doing anything different" The bartender then asked " What did the doctor finally say was wrong" " he said my dick was orange." " you've already said that! Why did he say it was orange!" " he didn't say, after I told him what my day was like he started laughing hysterically." the bartender asked " what is your schedule?" The man says " 6-7 I get ready for work then 7 thirty-4 I work except for lunch. Then from 4-6 watch TV then at 10 I go to a bar." The bartender asks " Well what do you do from 6-10?" The man replies " I usually watch porn and eat cheetos."
A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and just asks for a bud. The bartender notices that the man is lookin real glum, so he says, "What's wrong?" the man says "None of the whores outside will suck my dick, I mean right when I drop my pants they run off." "Are you paying them good?" "hell yah but they don't care, they won't come near me." The bartender says, " Man my friend has probably seen weirder dicks than yours... That is if the Ho's think your dick is messed up?" The man says " Is he gay?" no he's a doctor." So the man says I'll have him take a look. The next night the man comes back to the bar saying my dick is orange. The bartender says " No shit? What did he say was wrong," the man then replies " The doctor asked if I had been doing anything different lately, I told him mainly what I do every normal day since I wasn't doing anything different" The bartender then asked " What did the doctor finally say was wrong" " he said my dick was orange." " you've already said that! Why did he say it was orange!" " he didn't say, after I told him what my day was like he started laughing hysterically." the bartender asked " what is your schedule?" The man says " 6-7 I get ready for work then 7 thirty-4 I work except for lunch. Then from 4-6 watch TV then at 10 I go to a bar." The bartender asks " Well what do you do from 6-10?" The man replies " I usually watch porn and eat cheetos."
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!