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[Maynard]

I sitting here at my desk and staring at the monitor right now. I went to sleep way too late last night, and my wake up call never came this morning (slacker). I've decided that despite the oodles of work I'm supposed to get done today that I'm not going to. Instead, this day is going to be spent fucking off. I already came in an hour and a half late. I plan to take an hour an a half lunch, and then leave an hour and a half early. That leaves me with a 3 1/2 hour day to try and fill with doing nothing. Anyone have any ideas on how to fully maximize my slacking capabilities?