07-14-2002, 04:55 AM
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<li>Since the Counting Crows released "August and Everything After" in the early 90s, Dreadlocked Adam Duritz has dated (off the top of my head)Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Monica Potter and Nicole Kidman. I will now light myself on fire.
<li>I'll clarify this one once and for all for everyone attending college right now: When you have sex with someone and you're both sober, you're officially dating. Don't let anyone tell you differently. These are the facts. They are indisputable.
<li>I just got my Maxim in the mail today; Don't you get the nagging feeling that there's at least one guy working in the Maxim magazine office who's 5-foot-8 and 130 pounds, with yellow teeth and an unpopped whitehead on his forehead, and he calls everyone "Dude," and he tapes the "Craig Kilborn Show" every night, and he says things like, "Dude, you missed it, I was wasted last night"?
<li>My girlfriend thought that Morton Downey Jr. was Robert Downey Jr's father ... and I just had to tell someone that.
<li>Business Idea of the week: Now that throwback jerseys are in vogue, somebody needs to release a collection for disgraced players and colossal busts. Bryant Reeve's Grizzlies jersey. Brian Bosworth's Seahawks jersey. Steve Howe's Dodgers jersey. Yinka Dare's Nets jersey. Kevin Maas' Yankees Jersey. And so on. Feel free to add your own. These things would sell like hot cakes.
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<li>Since the Counting Crows released "August and Everything After" in the early 90s, Dreadlocked Adam Duritz has dated (off the top of my head)Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Monica Potter and Nicole Kidman. I will now light myself on fire.
<li>I'll clarify this one once and for all for everyone attending college right now: When you have sex with someone and you're both sober, you're officially dating. Don't let anyone tell you differently. These are the facts. They are indisputable.
<li>I just got my Maxim in the mail today; Don't you get the nagging feeling that there's at least one guy working in the Maxim magazine office who's 5-foot-8 and 130 pounds, with yellow teeth and an unpopped whitehead on his forehead, and he calls everyone "Dude," and he tapes the "Craig Kilborn Show" every night, and he says things like, "Dude, you missed it, I was wasted last night"?
<li>My girlfriend thought that Morton Downey Jr. was Robert Downey Jr's father ... and I just had to tell someone that.
<li>Business Idea of the week: Now that throwback jerseys are in vogue, somebody needs to release a collection for disgraced players and colossal busts. Bryant Reeve's Grizzlies jersey. Brian Bosworth's Seahawks jersey. Steve Howe's Dodgers jersey. Yinka Dare's Nets jersey. Kevin Maas' Yankees Jersey. And so on. Feel free to add your own. These things would sell like hot cakes.
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