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[Arthur Dent]

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<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:impact'>It's a COOKBOOK!!!</span></span>
<font color=white>What? Wouldn't want to dissappoint the new despot. LOL</font>
Jack, the chair is against the wall. The baker will be here at midnight with the bagels. The red book is on the green shelf. That is all.