Attention investors!!! - Lets all gather round, point and laugh.

[Maynard]

i own 100 shares

Dude, I know this guy who's parents are trying to sell the Williamsburg Bridge. It's been passed down through his family and his parents now just want rid of it. They will accept a down payment of $25,000 to transfer over the name to you. They said they will only do business with me though, so you'll have to give me the money to give them. Please don't tell anyone else about this because it's a HUGE deal, and they'd rather see it go to a friend of mine.