Deep philosphical dilemas

[Arthur Dent]

OK, I'm cheating because I read this somewhere else. And in the version I read, the friend is someone who saved your life, so you owe 'em.

So, here's a use for the spoiler button:

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</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><!-- spoilerKillitEnd --><!--txtStart-->Give your friend the keys to your car to drive the old lady home. Then sit with the hot girl and wait with her for the bus so you have time to get to know each other.<!--txtEnd--><!-- spoilerKillit --></td></tr></table><!-- spoilerKillitEnd -->