08-13-2002, 02:26 AM
Quote:FN Moron (10:06:49 PM): rotten to the core
HenryKicksAss324 (10:09:04 PM): yeah, im one bad ass 7th grader
FN Moron (10:09:24 PM): plus, people might get confuzed & think you mean Henry Kissinger
HenryKicksAss324 (10:09:43 PM): ewww wouldn't want that to happen
FN Moron (10:10:05 PM): well, you're bad ass enough to talk about killing yourself.... why not prove to everyone you mean business
FN Moron (10:11:25 PM): people would respect you if you followed through with your threats
HenryKicksAss324 (10:14:20 PM): yeah but people don't respect me to begin with so what do i care
FN Moron (10:15:06 PM): well, what have you done to deserve respect... people just don't go giving that stuff away all willy-nilly you know....
FN Moron (10:15:16 PM): you need to earn it
HenryKicksAss324 (10:16:02 PM): yeah, i should kill myself right now, that way eeryone will respect me
FN Moron (10:16:21 PM): bingo.... now you're thinking
FN Moron (10:16:36 PM): wait.... i didn't mean it that way
HenryKicksAss324 (10:17:10 PM): right on, man. thanks for the pep talk
FN Moron (10:17:13 PM): i mean you seem like a good kid..... sadistic & twisted... but good....
HenryKicksAss324 (10:17:30 PM): im go and find me some liquid plumber right now
FN Moron (10:17:35 PM): oh, right.... past your bedtime already
FN Moron (10:17:52 PM): cool..... take pictures... pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!
FN Moron (10:18:21 PM): send them to GDDanked... i think he's got a crush on you
FN Moron (10:18:49 PM): he digs wacky prepubescent girls.... but then again, don't we all :-D
HenryKicksAss324 (10:19:24 PM): awwwww...
HenryKicksAss324 (10:20:09 PM): and to think my boyfriend cheated on me with my 7 year old sister cause he said i was getting to old
FN Moron (10:20:42 PM): wow.... 7, he's my hero
FN Moron (10:21:24 PM): that sounds like a John Wayne Gacy type thing....
FN Moron (10:21:38 PM): did he wear clown make up when he nailed her?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:22:26 PM): no but he stuck her favorite barbie doll up her butt
HenryKicksAss324 (10:23:11 PM): i was way jealous
FN Moron (10:23:32 PM): i feel your pain
FN Moron (10:23:50 PM): was it the Malibu Barbie?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:25:53 PM): no it was the retarded one, the one that comes with her own wheelchair
FN Moron (10:26:32 PM): oooh.... did he leave her in the wheelchair when he shoved it up her pooper?
FN Moron (10:26:58 PM): i need to party with this guy, he sounds like he could show me a few things...
HenryKicksAss324 (10:26:59 PM): yep, sis hasn't been the same since
FN Moron (10:27:24 PM): how old is your B/F anyway?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:28:30 PM): 36, hes got a really nice daughter shes in my class, i go over their house every once in a while, good times
FN Moron (10:29:01 PM): cool.... so, how old were you when you two first hooked up?
FN Moron (10:29:16 PM): did he touch your naughty place on the first date?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:30:33 PM): he was the chaparone at our second grade field trip, he banged me in the back of the school bus on the way back
HenryKicksAss324 (10:30:39 PM): i can't spell chaparone
FN Moron (10:31:26 PM): it's ok....i won't judge you on spelling... but can you suck a mean weenie?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:32:20 PM): you promise to buy me ice cream after???
FN Moron (10:32:39 PM): i'll but you ice cream before & after
HenryKicksAss324 (10:33:00 PM): yay!