08-15-2002, 02:59 PM
A guy is sitting at a bar feeling sorry for himself because his wife just kicked him out. A woman comes up and sits beside him and orders a drink and she looks down as well. the guy asks her "is something wrong with you?" She replies " my husband just kicked me out. He said I was too kinky." The guy says " that's ironic, my wife just kicked me out too because I was too kinky." The woman had an idea, she said " why don't we go back to my place and get kinky together?" the guy said "alright lets go"
When they get to her house she tells him to make himself comfortable while she goes to change. She goes to her room and takes off her close. She puts on a leather G-string, a leather bra, black panty hose, big, black leather boots and gets out her whip. She was already to go, so she goes out to the living room and finds the guy putting his coat and boots back on. she asks "Where are you going, I thought we were gonna get kinky together?" The guy replies " I fucked your dog and shit in your purse, how much kinkier can I get?"
:rofl:
When they get to her house she tells him to make himself comfortable while she goes to change. She goes to her room and takes off her close. She puts on a leather G-string, a leather bra, black panty hose, big, black leather boots and gets out her whip. She was already to go, so she goes out to the living room and finds the guy putting his coat and boots back on. she asks "Where are you going, I thought we were gonna get kinky together?" The guy replies " I fucked your dog and shit in your purse, how much kinkier can I get?"
:rofl:
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!