What is your pre bed ritual?

[Rape Fantasizer]

Generally I sit online until there's no one left to talk to, around 5 or so. Then I go to the bathroom, wash my face, brush my teeth. Climb into bed and watch the soap operas I taped from that day. Masterbate for an hour or so, then get up to start my day all over. I usually sleep once a week, twice if I'm real drunk.