09-09-2002, 05:25 PM
Damn, all I ever got was a fucking Hess truck. It's almost impossible to use one of those things to get yourself all hot and bothered :clueless:
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.