09-10-2002, 02:11 PM
I'm still baffled as to why it took Jesus 40 days to ascend to heaven to sit at the right hand of God. Did Jesus have to submit to DNA testing to prove he was the son of God and not just some false messiah?
Was Hercules trying to move in on Jesus's act? Was feats of strength more impressive to God than curing a few blind people or making water turn to wine? I'm perplexed here.
Was Hercules trying to move in on Jesus's act? Was feats of strength more impressive to God than curing a few blind people or making water turn to wine? I'm perplexed here.
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