Contacts - Those fuckin things

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I've been wearing contacts for about 10 years myself. As far as the computer screen issue goes, I don't know whether it's the contacts or just my eyes, but anything other than 60 Hz bugs the Hell outta me.

You'll get used to putting them in, it just becomes second nature. Hell, just wait till the day till one bugs you while driving, you blink so much it falls out, then you have to put it back in at 75mph. THAT is fun shit. :-D

Remember - and this sounds fucking crazy but it's true - if you get shit on your lens, or need to re-wet it before putting it back into your eye, and you have no saline handy, put it in your mouth to wet/clean it. Anyone who doesn't believe me, try cleaning your lens with water and see how your eye reacts... then try saliva.

Don't ever leave your lenses in water overnight (if you have no saline, of course). Or at least, if you do leave them in water, go for the spit-shine before you put them in your eyes. I made the water mistake looooooong ago, when I hadn't been wearing them long.... it fucking BURNS.