Your war is about to start - Any idea who plans on fighting it?

[Arthur Dent]

Don't worry about a draft. Pentagon doctine is to maintain a large enough standing army to fight two conflicts in two different parts of the world at the same time.

Oh, wait. We're still in Afghanistan. And there's trouble with Al Queda in the Philipines... And North Korea just admitted to their nuclear weapons program... And Pakistan keeps testing new missiles... And Russia is bankrupt, desperate, and not liking our plans for Iraq... And the Dutch government collapsed this week... And our economy sucks...

Uh, you college kids better fill out those draft cards.