10-17-2002, 09:45 PM
A joke I heard once...
So I went up to the teller at the train station and asked for too tickets to Tittsburg and he says to me...Son you slipped you sure you didn't mean Pittsburg and I said "Sorry, yeah I slip like that sometimes. THat girl over there has some nice breasts and I was diistracted for a moment." He says "Yeah that happened to me this morning, I meant to ask my wife to pass the orange juice but instead it came out 'You stupid fucking bitch I hate you and hope you die in a pile of shit."
So I went up to the teller at the train station and asked for too tickets to Tittsburg and he says to me...Son you slipped you sure you didn't mean Pittsburg and I said "Sorry, yeah I slip like that sometimes. THat girl over there has some nice breasts and I was diistracted for a moment." He says "Yeah that happened to me this morning, I meant to ask my wife to pass the orange juice but instead it came out 'You stupid fucking bitch I hate you and hope you die in a pile of shit."
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.