Place your bets now... - Shelle bink got married

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I dunno if anyone cares, but I got a link to a convo between inkgrrl and shelle, I read a couple comedy gems in the course of their discussion. I asked inkgrrl for permission to post it.

Shelle Bink: i didn't say that; i said you're all fun to hang out with
KeepTheWallWet: shallow
Shelle Bink: isn't everyone a bit shallow?
KeepTheWallWet: not as shallow as you are being tonight
Shelle Bink: then stop talking to me ali
Shelle Bink: this is why i dreaded telliing some people about it, but obviously everyone was gonna find out
KeepTheWallWet: well you think MAYBE you went about this the wrong way
KeepTheWallWet: not telling the ones you call friends
KeepTheWallWet: the ones you actually hang out with
Shelle Bink: they didn't know til after either
Shelle Bink: i wanted to keep it a family thing
Shelle Bink: and succeeded
KeepTheWallWet: OOHHHHHH so we are an AQUAITANCE family then?
Shelle Bink: and im acting like a child?
KeepTheWallWet: you havent been very mature about it shelle
Shelle Bink: and ur acting mature about things by jumping down my throat when i express my opinions about things?
KeepTheWallWet: im asking for a clarification of events, to get a better understanding about how little we all mean to you
Shelle Bink: i have fun at board events
Shelle Bink: i dont know how much more clear i can make that
Shelle Bink: but the board is a separate part of my life now, its not my life anymore
KeepTheWallWet: then leave. leave it behind you
Shelle Bink: its still a part
Shelle Bink: i can't deny that i've had fun
Shelle Bink: but at times, i feel like im put up to standards w/ u ppl
KeepTheWallWet: you are ONE BIG FUCKING CONTRADICTION
KeepTheWallWet: standards?
KeepTheWallWet: STANDARDS
Shelle Bink: yeah, standards; and then i get picked apart and ridiculed for what i do
KeepTheWallWet: according to you, we arent friends, what does it fucking matter
Shelle Bink: you know what
Shelle Bink: forget it
Shelle Bink: i've had a long week
Shelle Bink: and the last thing i need to do is explain how i think of things about people and shit likethat
Shelle Bink: especially if all ur gonna do is yell at me
KeepTheWallWet: funny, all ihave done is repeat what you told me
Shelle Bink: whatever u say
KeepTheWallWet: this is a message board. you choose the way you are portrayed
KeepTheWallWet: what ever you get
KeepTheWallWet: is what yu did to yourself
Shelle Bink: and they never let u forget
Shelle Bink: and sometimes i wish i could
KeepTheWallWet: well thats the bed YOU made shelle.
Shelle Bink: right, but having it brought up every so often isn't helping the situations
Shelle Bink: i've made mistakes
Shelle Bink: i've dealt with them
Shelle Bink: but other ppl have problems moving on from them
KeepTheWallWet: we all have shelle. you arent the only one
Shelle Bink: i'm not saying im the only one
KeepTheWallWet: well you take what you get. maybe you should think more about, oh shit it sucks that i did that, than "noone lets me forget
Shelle Bink: i'm not the same person i was a few months ago, let alone a few years ago
KeepTheWallWet: you arent the same person from 10 fucking days ago
Shelle Bink: maybe so
Shelle Bink: but things are making sense now
KeepTheWallWet: you are IN THE MOMENT shelle
Shelle Bink: yeah ok
KeepTheWallWet: there are pools on your divorce, did you know that?
Shelle Bink: shocker
Shelle Bink: oh oh!
Shelle Bink: these are my friends, right?
Shelle Bink: see.
KeepTheWallWet: lol not all of us are in it
KeepTheWallWet: look outside of the box sometimes
KeepTheWallWet: anyway, i CANT WAIT to see you play lil miss fake on saturday
Shelle Bink: ok

KeepTheWallWet: was i mad when you first im'd me, yes. do i think its terrible what you said about joe? yes. do i think its a clue that you didnt want to tell amy cause she knows you and jay fight? yes. did i want to be a supportive FRIEND? yes. but after being told i am not one. im just a "board person" and thus, im just an aquaintance to get drunk with like everyone else.... im livid. and i cant believe you have such nerve

Shelle Bink: how do u think i felt when i was told about u and erik
Shelle Bink: especially since that was the night he and i finally met?
KeepTheWallWet: there are such things as rumors shelle. did you know i had my little cousin with me that night? how the FLYING fuck would i have been able to fuck erik?
Shelle Bink: how the Hell should i know? was i there?
KeepTheWallWet: exactly
KeepTheWallWet: EXACTLY
Shelle Bink: and how should i know that you would or wouldn't?
Shelle Bink: i didn't know you that well then
KeepTheWallWet: im not an Asshole?
Shelle Bink: i'm not sure
Shelle Bink: only coz to every rumor there's sometimes a truth
Shelle Bink: and for all the ones about me
Shelle Bink: i know that applies
KeepTheWallWet: we left together shelle, people are gonna think things
Shelle Bink: do u see why im tired of the board tho?
Shelle Bink: its fun
Shelle Bink: but
Shelle Bink: i've spent too much time w/ sleepless nights and stuff life that
Shelle Bink: and people saying they give a shit about me, and talking to me every night; and now won't even respond to IMs
KeepTheWallWet: dont bitch about something you cannot change shelle
Shelle Bink: then what should i do
Shelle Bink: continue to put myself out there and get hurt?
Shelle Bink: great advice
Shelle Bink: and if u call me two faced, then there are a helluvalot of ppl we both know that are the same way
KeepTheWallWet: no then leave
KeepTheWallWet: dont like it
KeepTheWallWet: fucking leave
Shelle Bink: whatever u say