One for the females - A random question involving sexuality

[GonzoStyle]

That reminds me of a story.

My friend doug and I were driving around after a night at the local bar. I was driving him to my place, cause he had an argument with his wife at the bar and he was gonna stay with me. Well a block from me is a virtual boulevard of hookers. Doug was all sorts of pissed and fucked up and told me he wanted a blowjob, I said I was tired so let's get a hooker.

So we pick up this fine looking oriental chick and they get in the backseat. I get out for a smoke while they do their thing. Anyway like 10 minutes goes by and I am getting sleepy already. I see her head pop up and figure they are done. I see them talking for a good 5 minutes and I am thinking, what the fuck already.

Turns out he was coked up and couldn't get it up. She tried getting him off for 10 minutes to no avail. He spent the 5 minutes negotiating with her on the money. It was 20 for the blowjob he said he would give her 10, since he didn't cum or even get hard. They finally agreed on 15 bucks and he was so proud he saved 5 bucks. I made sure to remind him he also couldn't get it up.