10-24-2002, 06:41 PM
A story that I don't personally remember, but I've been told more than once.
One night after much drinking and debauchery, I was kneeling over the toilet in one of three stalls in the dorm bathroom, throwing up repeatedly. A friend of mine walks into the bathroom in only his boxers, pisses, washes his hands, and is about to leave when he realizes he needs to throw up too. Problem number one, he forgot to pull up his boxers, so he's stumbling around with his junk hanging out. Problem number two, he goes to puke in the same toilet I was puking in. Well, apparently (I REALLY don't remember this) I wasn't having any of that. It was MY toilet. So we argued and pushed and shoved, and apparently I won the argument and exclusive use of the toilet, because the next morning I woke up covered in HIS vomit.
Epilogue - He woke up buck-ass naked, covered in his own vomit, and missing a shoe...
One night after much drinking and debauchery, I was kneeling over the toilet in one of three stalls in the dorm bathroom, throwing up repeatedly. A friend of mine walks into the bathroom in only his boxers, pisses, washes his hands, and is about to leave when he realizes he needs to throw up too. Problem number one, he forgot to pull up his boxers, so he's stumbling around with his junk hanging out. Problem number two, he goes to puke in the same toilet I was puking in. Well, apparently (I REALLY don't remember this) I wasn't having any of that. It was MY toilet. So we argued and pushed and shoved, and apparently I won the argument and exclusive use of the toilet, because the next morning I woke up covered in HIS vomit.
Epilogue - He woke up buck-ass naked, covered in his own vomit, and missing a shoe...
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Taking lack of motivation to a whole new level.