10-24-2002, 09:15 PM
my freshamn year of college, we went out on st. pat's day, as college freshmen are won to do. we got wasted, stumbled home and i fell asleep in my bed all cozy-like.
about four thirty in the morning, i awoke to the sound of someone rustling in my roommate's bed. after about ten minutes of fumbling, i watched this tool, who wasn't my roommate, stand up, drop his pants around his ankels, and just start pissing on all of my roomamtes clothes in his closet. being a good roomate, i let him finish, then proceeded to beat the bag out of him, like a drunk kid, and drag him out into the hallway. the next day, i woke up around noon, and found this tool outside my door with his boxers still around his ankles, propped up against the bathroom door. over the course of the night, somone had gotten into the sharpie markers, and had drawn little penises all over his arms, face and legs. it was too funny. and i never saw the kid again. sorry there was no puking involved, that i know of. but the kid did smell bad.
about four thirty in the morning, i awoke to the sound of someone rustling in my roommate's bed. after about ten minutes of fumbling, i watched this tool, who wasn't my roommate, stand up, drop his pants around his ankels, and just start pissing on all of my roomamtes clothes in his closet. being a good roomate, i let him finish, then proceeded to beat the bag out of him, like a drunk kid, and drag him out into the hallway. the next day, i woke up around noon, and found this tool outside my door with his boxers still around his ankles, propped up against the bathroom door. over the course of the night, somone had gotten into the sharpie markers, and had drawn little penises all over his arms, face and legs. it was too funny. and i never saw the kid again. sorry there was no puking involved, that i know of. but the kid did smell bad.
I'm not stalking, dammit. I've been happily stalking someone else for the last 10 years. I'm just commenting. That's all, just commenting. Nothing more. Don't read into this. That's it.