My perfect day.... - Or afternoon or night...

[Lord Slug]

Wake up to a cold room and warm blankets
Girlfriend beside me
have sex
Walk outside into the snow to go to work
Drive to work with no traffic on the road
Customers not calling
Go to lunch, --> get free meals with the McDonald Monopoly stickers
Get back to work and not take any phone calls
Go home and have dinner ready for me
have sex
Watch TV
Go to sleep.

That should about do it!