Women are better then men... - You and your balls suck.

[criticslovesnatch]

How to please a woman:
Compliment her,
honor her,
respect her,
kiss her,
cuddle her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
stand by her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to please a man:
Show up naked,
Bring food.