How crazy are you? - Personality disorder test

[OAS]

Paranoid: Why? Who wants to know?
Schizoid: No I’m not. Well maybe I am. Who would know?
Schizotypal: Nobody knows me so I’m not sure
Antisocial: Not me. I go to all the board functions Slash goes to.
Borderline: Maybe, maybe not.
Histrionic: I may be or may not be. That is the question
Narcissistic: Don’t you wish you were me. pfffft
Avoidant: I would prefer not to.
Dependent: Like I really need this. Do I?
Obsessive-Compulsive: Not me, except once every evening, at 6:11pm, sharp.