11-06-2002, 04:13 AM
Here lies Maynard. maynard died in what can only be termed as a self inflicted wound. maynard was riding his bike to pick up a bootleg copy of the new QOTSA video from a "friends" house. while fussing with his pink bike shorts he didnt realize that his squirrel had come unfurled. the squirrel became caught in the wheels of his bike which subsequently snapped his twig like neck. a witness as the scene said that maynard's last words were, "tell sean i always loved him". due to the lack of a will, all maynard's possessions: his bike, an extra pack of inner tubes, his squrrel comb , and the 400 8x10 glossies of Dave Grohl, will all be given to his ex-wife. Funeral services will be held tommorrow at the lunch counter of your choice.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!