11-06-2002, 08:50 PM
Maynard died when his heart gave up on him alone in his home several weeks ago. Apparently in a very emotional state, he began to recognize all the beauty in this world and how sometimes his heart filled up like a balloon that was about to burst. And then it did. Nobody in his buddy list even noticed that he hadn't been online in awhile. It wasn't until the mailman stopped off to deliver a package, peaked in the window, and spotted a decomposing Maynard on the floor in front of his TV on which a loop of some footage of a dancing plastic bag was seen.
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