11-06-2002, 09:18 PM
A man was shot and killed today during of an ongoing 96 hour car chase.
4 days ago The man, who police have only referred to as "Danked", apparently suffering under the throws of a cannibus and sleep-deprivation induced psychotic episode, leapt from his office cubicle shouting "No Florida Retard Jacks Tommy Vercetti!!" witnesses claim. He then proceeded to dash out of his workplace at frenzied speeds on foot.
One coworker stated: "We knew he was losing it when he came in in a cheesey Hawaiin Tee-Shirt and those DATED acid-washed jeans that morning!"
"Danked" ran up to the first car he spotted, broke into it and hotwired it, then sped to his home. Fortunately it was his car.
For the next four days neighbors state the sounds of multiple gunshots, explosions, and sirens, could be clearly heard coming from inside the victim's abode, mixed together with "Sister Christian", "Billy Jean", "Two Minutes to Midnight" and other similarly dated music. Clearly the victim was suffering from some sort of drug induced regressive flashback.
Earlier this afternoon a man broke into "Danked"'s home and promptly shot him. The police have the perpetrator in custody. Asides from revealing that the suspect is refering to himself as "Sonny Forelli", the police say they have positively identified the individual, but have only released his first name, "Lord". Full details will be disclosed later, stated a detective on the scene.
Danked leaves behind several bongs (most of which are to be delivered to someone named "Spit") a large collection of Tommy Chong memorabilia to be donated to charity, and several bags of seeds to be distributive freely to anyone of entepenuerial incentive.....
Police note that the car chase has merely been "paused".
(ok.. so it's an article not an obit, but that's all you guys have been posting anyway, so pbbbbbth!!)
4 days ago The man, who police have only referred to as "Danked", apparently suffering under the throws of a cannibus and sleep-deprivation induced psychotic episode, leapt from his office cubicle shouting "No Florida Retard Jacks Tommy Vercetti!!" witnesses claim. He then proceeded to dash out of his workplace at frenzied speeds on foot.
One coworker stated: "We knew he was losing it when he came in in a cheesey Hawaiin Tee-Shirt and those DATED acid-washed jeans that morning!"
"Danked" ran up to the first car he spotted, broke into it and hotwired it, then sped to his home. Fortunately it was his car.
For the next four days neighbors state the sounds of multiple gunshots, explosions, and sirens, could be clearly heard coming from inside the victim's abode, mixed together with "Sister Christian", "Billy Jean", "Two Minutes to Midnight" and other similarly dated music. Clearly the victim was suffering from some sort of drug induced regressive flashback.
Earlier this afternoon a man broke into "Danked"'s home and promptly shot him. The police have the perpetrator in custody. Asides from revealing that the suspect is refering to himself as "Sonny Forelli", the police say they have positively identified the individual, but have only released his first name, "Lord". Full details will be disclosed later, stated a detective on the scene.
Danked leaves behind several bongs (most of which are to be delivered to someone named "Spit") a large collection of Tommy Chong memorabilia to be donated to charity, and several bags of seeds to be distributive freely to anyone of entepenuerial incentive.....
Police note that the car chase has merely been "paused".
(ok.. so it's an article not an obit, but that's all you guys have been posting anyway, so pbbbbbth!!)
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You're workin' with a professional here. You bunch of losers!! NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!