11-08-2002, 02:43 AM
A schoolbus accident claimed the lives of 50 filippino boys aged 4-12 and a man known only as GonzoStyle. Witnesses report that a survivor of the crash told of a harrowing two hour journey through Brooklyn, with Mr. Style screaming "TOUCH MY SCHMECKEL" and cursing the name of Jim Henson. Prior to ramming the bus into a Bay Ridge Synagouge frequented by Russian emigraes, witnesses claim to have heard Mr. Style reciting lyrics from the Wu-Tang Clan interspersed with quotes from an obscure radio show no longer heard in the area. There has been no comment from the embassy of the Philippines.
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