11-08-2002, 05:10 PM
Keyser Soze was killed in a tragic accident today. Experts close to the investigation have determined that while he was practicing for his band today, he ventured into the bathroom to gaze at himself in the mirror. The microphone that he was holding touched the water that was in the sink below the mirror and sent enough electricity through him to knock him backwards and through the wall. Witnesses say he was ok until a piece of the wall fell and crushed his face. His dying words were, "not my beutiful face, anything but my face". He leaves behind his comb and laptop to his room mates assuming they will want to pay to fix it.