I still hate jews

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and for that matter, is the rain really that bad in Oregon?

Kind of depends on how you look at it... from October to April or May, it rains. A lot. When it's not raining, it's just gray. Hardly ever snows, cause it hardly ever drops below 40. But then, from April/May to October, the sun is out. All the time. And there's very low humidity, so you can be comfortable in jeans even if it's 95 degrees, cause it's not all sticky and disgusting like it gets here.

That's your weather forecast, now back to Bill and Jan in the newsroom.