if i was ken i would start the... - everyone but sleeper and arpi! thread

[Goatweed]

I didn't care for Goldmember either - rehashes of rehashed jokes just aren't funny. Beyonce was fuckin' hot, though!

I shit twice today, both were equally pleasing (one was a little muddy though).

I haven't farted yet today, which is odd - should I be concerned?