tuna fish on toast and tomato soup

[Zootybang]

I got a bone once, now I'm afraid to eat it

You found a bone? In a can of chicken? Maybe It was some shitty brand. I literally eat two cans a day, sometimes more, have for years, and I've never found any bones.
It's probably just because I dont actually chew my food, so I wouldn't feel them anyways.