Ken is a sleaze - ken

[Ken'sPen]

Pfffffffffffffft.....
on that board the slogan KMMW reigned supreme

(Ken Makes Me Wet)

I had a harem...

I was the top of the male food chain,

till a vicious shrew....
(think female OAS) started an anti Ken Propoganda drive,

but really just a slight bump in the road,

I sold dozens of KMMW tshirts,
and rumors of tattoos abound.