OAS, I am a brand new person.... - please adopt me...

[Ken'sPen]

Maynard,
I think I have the same split here,
it is what I shoot for.
if too many people like me,
I am not doing my job right.

if too many people hate me,
I become a wannabe arpi.


hey OAS,
I got my mitt,
let's go to the park and throw the ball around.