03-03-2003, 05:17 PM
One of my friends (my oldest) is one of those "talks a lot of shit" guys, one who thinks every girl that even looks his way likes him - meanwhile, he isn't all that pretty to look at and he can't keep his mouth shut for more than 2 minutes. He's a great friend and has been there for me countless times, but the dude knows too much trivial bullshit and not enough about how to deal with people, especially women. Granted, he's kinda missing a few screws in the head and he's a stoner (semi-stoner, he's in the Coast Guard now) but inside he's a swell guy. I've tried to help him out, even hooked him up with an ex'es friend once but it didn't last more than 2 days. He's been in the CG for a little less than a year and another friend of mine went to visit him (he's stationed in Seattle) and from what I heard, nothing much has changed. I thought with a daily regimen and some goals he might be able to change a little, but so far he hasn't. At least he's workin' and not sittin' around the house playing hockey on his PS2 all day anymore.
I also know another guy, he's not really a friend but I see him every now and then, who's one of these guys that travels to Europe all the time (alone) and comes back with stories of how many chicks he fucked, in the places he fucked them, etc. but never brings a picture of one of them back. He takes pictures of everything else, but never the women. Then when we hang here, he can't even get a phone number and he blames it on the "attitudes of American women". This dude is also geeky as Hell, and he loves to hit on other people's girlfriends and/or dates at parties. One time he asked about a couple and I told him they were together and he said "happily?". As soon as a woman's guy leaves her for the bathroom or to go somewhere, he moves right in to talk and if the dude comes back, he backs right the fuck off. We came up with the nickname "homewrecker" for him. He even tried to hit on my wife when we were dating, but she just laughed and said he was too nerdy and has really bad eczema :lol:
I also know another guy, he's not really a friend but I see him every now and then, who's one of these guys that travels to Europe all the time (alone) and comes back with stories of how many chicks he fucked, in the places he fucked them, etc. but never brings a picture of one of them back. He takes pictures of everything else, but never the women. Then when we hang here, he can't even get a phone number and he blames it on the "attitudes of American women". This dude is also geeky as Hell, and he loves to hit on other people's girlfriends and/or dates at parties. One time he asked about a couple and I told him they were together and he said "happily?". As soon as a woman's guy leaves her for the bathroom or to go somewhere, he moves right in to talk and if the dude comes back, he backs right the fuck off. We came up with the nickname "homewrecker" for him. He even tried to hit on my wife when we were dating, but she just laughed and said he was too nerdy and has really bad eczema :lol: