03-21-2003, 03:08 PM
Jack commits suicide.
As the Third Reich crumbled around him Jack could only think of one thing to do. He beat off to an Alanis Morsette CD cover and had his secreatary talk dirty to him. His secretary, known to some as Arpi, was unavailable for comment because he was in Fla. During his wild sexcapade Jack shot himself in the head just moments before orgasm according to the corronor. God Bless America.
As the Third Reich crumbled around him Jack could only think of one thing to do. He beat off to an Alanis Morsette CD cover and had his secreatary talk dirty to him. His secretary, known to some as Arpi, was unavailable for comment because he was in Fla. During his wild sexcapade Jack shot himself in the head just moments before orgasm according to the corronor. God Bless America.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.