Member Obituaries/News Headlines - ***NOT A CONTEST***

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The Toucher has been stopped.

Gonzo was found dead earlier today. Well at least part of him was. All but his penis and right hand were recovered. The pieces were cut off according to eye-witnesses, who say there was a young boy and his mother involved. The mother, who's name has been asked not to revealed. was on vacation with her son. They being Philipeno natives had never seen Brooklyn. She refused to comment further saying she was appauled and whipped out her machete and sliced the deceased hand off as it was attempted to assist the little boy in touching his "sckmel"(sp). An annyomous source has said that in fact the mother kept the pieces of the deceased body as a trophy.

CAUSE I MOLEST 6 YEAR OLD PHILIPINO BOYS :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

D00D IT'S AN EGGPLANT GET IT!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: