Ashton Kutcher has to be gay

[GonzoStyle]

The White House switchboard must have been lighting up Wednesday with press inquiries into Ashton Kutcher's incriminating comments about the Bush twins, Barbara and Jenna, in the current issue of Rolling Stone.
In all cases, it is being reported, the First Family had no comment.

As for Kutcher's comments in the cover story, the TV star, 25, claims that at a party about a year and a half ago, he and the young Bushes -- accompanied by a Secret Service agent -- returned to his place afterward.

"The Bushes were underage-drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they'd be spending the night. I said no," said Kutcher.

"And then I go upstairs to see another friend, and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is, smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah." ("Green" is a popular euphemism for marijuana.)

So he has the bush twins all drunk and high at his place.. I mean he has the "young bushes" literally. All primed and the secret service is basically giving him the green light on them sleeping over and his answer is no? Punk'd has a whole new meaning now.