So this guy buys a vibrator...

[GonzoStyle]

Thats not as bad as this tho.

there's a karate school 2 blocks away. They have a small gym for the students downstairs, plus they rent it out to some neighborhood dudes.

This was a couple months ago. They dont have the best quipment, anyway. They have thos old freeweight bars that are hollow inside. So this guy was all alone in there and all of a sudden for whatever reason, he wasn't satisfied with seein how much he could bench or press with just his arms and legs. He wanted to see how much he could lift with his cock.

So he musta been flacid or something, he got his dick into the bar and i dunno if he lifted the bar with his cock or not but one things for sure, he couldnt get his dick out now.

This poor fuck tried for like 15 minutes to get it off, (just imagine the chaffing). Finally when his time was up someone went downstairs to tell him they were closing up shop and they discovered the pathetic sight.

The cops and fire fighters came down and had to cut the prick loose, literally.