You are all invited to...

[Gooch]

so i went. this is what happened:
gonzo made endless broad watermelon jokes to laz. gooch chimed in every once in a while. laz would tell him he wasnt funny. we would all agree. i watched tv and made 1 or 2 lame comments. suzie and crx couldnt sit still and went up and down the stairs like monkeys on speed. weird nj and danked showed up. i thought weird nj was wearing some sort of bizarre snood until i realized it was a LARGE amount of neck fat. he wouldnt talk to me because he thinks board life is real life. danked didnt say much. crack hitler was there and looked like every kid who has ever auditioned for rent. they all went out for a smoke and i snuck out.
end of story.


oh yeah! i bought 2 pitchers of margheritas for them and not once did they offer to buy me a beer. except suzie. she offerd once. cheap motherfuckers.

THE DETAILS:
Black Laz scared Arpi. Arpi ran. Arpi runs like girl, bowling shirt tapering in the cool breeze, his Sergio Valenti's only allowing him to take quick small steps as his money-laden chain wallets swings to and fro. He runs out of the place, never saying goodbye to anyone but the few who witness his flight, and all he has left is perhaps one strand of pride, plus Gonzo's handprint on his meager, malnourished thigh. Arpi runs into the streets, screaming about SOHU being up a point, shouts his salary for the 3 hours of lighting a fucking stage, and then...like the lead singer of Spandau Ballet...is gone....just like that....



Edited By Gooch on 1053753367