Are you morally sound?

[Is Don on the phone?]

Morality is a myth - take Bill Benett for example. Here's a guy who writes books that complain about the "moral decline" of Americans while losing millions (!) in Vegas. On VIDEO POKER, for crissakes! IN HIS ROOM!!!!

I do what I have to do. Sometimes I lie, in fact, it's required in my job sometimes. I have done things I'm not proud of, to achieve results that I can be proud of. Am I a moral person? I guess I'll find out when I get to the pearly gates, if they exist.