A pirate walks into a bar...

[Ken'sPen]

A string walks into a bar,
and the bartender tells him to get out that they don't serve his kind.

then next day the string walks into the same bar,
the bartender says,"I told you to get out, we don't serve strings here"

the next day the string is about to enter the bar, but bunches himself up and tussles his hair,

the bartender looks at him and says "aren't you a string"
the string replies "no I'm a frayed knot".